I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
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third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
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Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
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