4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
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