Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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