one two three fourrrrnication!
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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