Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Is it because I queefed?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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