That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
just come out here and I will go home with you...
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
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