You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
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ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
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I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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