I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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