and next time when you feel me up, do it right
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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