i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
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2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
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If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize