i think i have herpe
just one?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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