Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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