is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
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