I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
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