Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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