Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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