But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
the raccoons are back...
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