if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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