I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
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literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
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I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
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