everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
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