Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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