He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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