I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
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