Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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