there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
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I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
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I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
you never un-have a 4some
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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