I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
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He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
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Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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