love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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