im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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