I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
He has the fingertips of a God
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