brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
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I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
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I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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