you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
