I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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