they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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