i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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