We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
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