Got a toothbrush?
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Come back. Shots need mouths.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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