this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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