shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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