Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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