we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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