if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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