You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I'm sobbing to NWA
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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