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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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