As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
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