so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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