can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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