But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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