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That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I AM VODKA MAN
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
