i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
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I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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