Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
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