PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
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I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
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I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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