The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
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you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
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I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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