Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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