I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
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Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
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He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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