why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
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i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
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I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize