wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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