Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
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we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
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You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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