I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
operation have a gay friend backfired
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
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I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
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I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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